Quotes by Subject: Men & Women
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. | |||
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. | |||
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. | |||
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. | |||
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. | |||
For some reason, I'm supposed to be a large woman. If you continue to fight it, it's like treading water in the Atlantic. | |||
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. | |||
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. | |||
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night?s sleep, and you can?t settle anything until morning anyway. | |||
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. | |||
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted. (All About Eve) | |||
Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. | |||
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. | |||
Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris. Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all buy station wagons. | |||
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. | |||
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity... Women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What they like is to be a man's last romance. | |||
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. | * | ||
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. | * | ||
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. | * | ||
Wives don't want to hear what husbands think. Wives want to hear what they themselves think, but in a deeper voice. | |||
God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. | |||
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high. | |||
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. | * | ||
I'm not a person who thinks the world would be entirely different if it was run by women. If you think that, you've forgotten what high school was like. | |||
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. | |||
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