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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Rod Serling

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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.

David Brinkley

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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Peter De Vries

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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles

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If we had the right technology back then, you would have seen Eva Braun on the Donahue show and Adolph Hitler on Meet the Press.

Ed Turner

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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

T.S. Eliot

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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

Fran Leibowitz

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All television is children's television.

Richard P. Adler

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Kurt Vonnegut

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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.

Peter Finch as Howard Beale

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